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Sunday, June 9, 2013

Moderate this!

Dear Ms Beach Girl,
From the east side valley
Your super moderator ego
Shines for all the world to see

Is this really your life
To moderate a forum?
Pray, tell, for I wonder
What's your qualification?

Sifting through the posts
Judgment calls, two and three
Here is a word from someone-
Ahh -You come to moderate me!

Apparently I am a spammer
Though I see the truth of spam
Advertising dodgy links
This is not who I am

For a girl in need I've written
A reply quite extensive
Well-researched address
Of kindness at it's best

Steps on how to plan
A diet that will help her situation
Added links to recipe sites
Of professional associations

Let me get this straight---
Dear Valley beachy bi-atch
That I'm offensive and wrong
For adding a recipe site to match?

Was my long and thoughtful post
Simply too structured for a forum
Or maybe my articulated English
And argument was to you, quite boring?

Don't give me a cut and paste
From the timeless forum rules
In fact I have read these
And can play my linguistic clues

Alas the moderator wank
Power is where they wish it to be
In their hands, their decision
To incriminate me!

I wrote a complaint
Then soon found out
Complaints call for instant banning
My profile is dead- the end of my account

Reminds me a little
Of 1984
Also of dictatorships
History shows us more

Blinded authority may feel they have strength and that they win.....
But it is the rebels with a heart that take them down and sing.
Fuck you Mods.



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